Ok ok ok so I’ve tweeted hundreds of celebs & now I am in jail, which basically means I can not tweet, message, thank nothing OMG how long will this jail last? I just cant believe it, Now I am going to go insane … NO Facebook & NO Twitter Jesus Christ, today is a sad day !!!!!!!
Up already going crazy!
So I’m in the wide awake club, I come straight downstairs, immediately check my emails … NO MORE DONATIONS. Straight to Facebook, to my event page, saw a couple of lovely messages that on a normal day I would have commented or liked arghhhh, it’s instinct for me, I’m laughing out loud, Shit sugar this really is not going to be easy!!!!!
So I’ve no more donations …. How can that be? I’ve been quiet on FB for 13 whole hours which has not been too difficult as I was asleep for 8 of them hours!
I went on a mission Tweeting celebs last night, pleading for them to share, Not one bloody RT !!!!! As I wrote that I just got a RT & nearly wet my pants with excitement, when I checked it was me best mate, she’s sooo obliged to RT isn’t she =D
So, as none of the celebs saw my pleading tweets asking them to share I’m now on a mission to get the word out, I’m going to nag them till they hear me … PLEASE <<< twitter, it really is like talking to yourself sometimes but ya never know! Maybe just maybe if I nag enough I may get that celeb tweet that will step this up a bit ….. A lot. Now I'm thinking if I could get a top celeb interest I could step this up myself & do a whole day in absolute 100% silence, from my mouth like, like not talking …. Is that possible? How much would that be worth to Stand Up To Cancer? …..
Wish me luck as a celeb Tweet might just send me into spontaneous incontinence !!!!!!
So my silence has started!
Sooo my silence on Facebook has just begun, I dare not look on FB as I might accidentally subconsciously click on like or something funny, shit shit shit that would be awful, I’d have to give all the money back out of my own pocket & they’ve got holes in at the minute.
Note to self I REALLY MUST NOT ACCIDENTALLY CLICK ON LIKE OR ANYTHING FUNNY …. I can do this !!!!!!!!
Would anyone believe our niece is in labour as I type & I’m not allowed to shower her wall with kisses, I joked about this happening, like I ever thought it would happen tut. I’m sat here thinking whilst I write & I’m starting to wonder if I am a FacebookAholic <;;;<;;;<;;; is there such a thing? If there wasn’t there is now, I wonder if I’ll end up joining a group called FacebookAholicanonymous Hahahaha
Look at the total so far …. Like like like like like !!!!
Keep Quiet & Stand Up To Cancer!
I’m here to prove to my Dad who died of prostate cancer in 2008 that I Jessica Lomas really can keep me gob shut!
Michael Stanley Wachtler, my Dad I miss you so much this is for you & for all the people who should not be suffering pain & loss due to this dreadful killer that research can find a cure for.
My story began last Thursday at a time I should have probably been in bed but I wasn’t I was errrrr sat on Facebook as per usual, I was scrolling through the home page, you know you’ve got to a point where every time you click refresh you see the same shit but still refresh just in case you miss something, well I was at this stage & I noticed a couple of mates having a right old bitch about people sharing things on Facebook & not donating … One friend added ‘Yer put yer money where yer mouth is’ (that was spoke in a Rheyt northern accent, This really made me chuckle as I could hear her accent in my head, I love the northern accent, it immediately reminds me of home!) So I’m sitting staring at my screen & I thought shit sugar I’m too skint to make a donation but I had that pang of guilt that made me feel a little weepy. If I won the lottery the only thing I can ever think of buying is a passport to then go out there & help change the world! Its been a dream since the Tsunami disaster. In an absolute split second there & then I decided I was going to do a sponsored silence on Facebook to try & raise some money for Stand Up To Cancer. It was my way of ‘putting my money where my mouth was’ … Genius! There you go …. I said it, no status updates, no commenting, no likes, NO LIkES OMG no pictures, yes it really is me speaking OMG Its scarily fun & all to gain some money for such a worthy cause, I’m quite exited.
So, Within seconds I set up my Keep Quiet & Stand Up To Cancer Facebook page & told my friends of my plans. The funny comments I’ve had all week have been brill nobody can believe I have offered to be quiet. I love Facebook so much I do think that maybe a few are relieved & willing to pay for my silence!. I’ve just giggled remembering the youtube ‘silence I Kill You’ OMG my children love that, It really makes them belly laugh, the thought is making me laugh ha ha normally I would have posted it to Face book & as of tomorrow I can’t OMG this is a super duper challenge, I’m laughing at myself panicking now, crappy crap. I can do this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soooo back to my page, I shared my now official Facebook page within about ten minutes of thinking up the idea, I’m so impulsive sometimes! I was pleading for donations & sharing the page to keep me quiet, I got friends sharing my page they were saying ‘come on dig deep, Shut her up’
So I asked my friends for at least 15 donations of £5 ….. It was a bit slow to start as I did it on the spur of the minute using my paypal to pay the charity., I felt a bit sad because I’d only had a few donations in 24 hours but every one still made me so exited, through a friends guidance I went through the SU2C website & registered with the £30 that had been donated & I shared like mad & donations that came in made me feel really good, to date I have 400% more than I ever expected, when you receive an email to tell you someone has donated it is a fantastic feeling. The feeling I got when an old school friend donated £100 +25 gift aid, OMG the feeling can only be described as the feeling I had last month when I read my scratchcard wrong leaving me thinking I had won 5K that feeling sadly disappeared like a puff of smoke but that £100 was real & I like that feeling a lot !!!!!!!
I can’t wait to see the end total. In 6 days we have raised £306 like like like
Now please please share share share this page. Let’s Stand Up To Cancer =D

