Day 5, Talking to myself!

Oh my god! I’m just so frustrated the excitement is being taken over by a feeling of loss, I’ve not had use of my Facebook & 4 days of efforts tweeting any celeb that might listen is making me a bit uptight as they are just not tweeting me back. I think I’ve ended up becoming a stalker, I wonder if the word for that is Twalker? Lol.

I just want to raise some money to Stand Up To Cancer, this means so much, it’s gone far & beyond my Facebook silence. I’m obsessed !!!!!! I’m well into day 5, 2 more days to go, I’m absolutely shattered for wanting to make my efforts more than worth while!

Ok, so yesterday morning I said I’d be back to drop a few names that have taken the nano second to RT me,

PING went my iPad, It was bright & early the one & only Ross King had just given me a cheeky RT, just as I was about to do that running outside thing, you know the one where I run right back in cos it’s bloody freezing! He only went & tweeted me personally !!!! It said Good Luck X. I was so exited I woke the whole clan up! He was on TV a short while later & I was still buzzing from his tweet, I said it, There’s me mate Ross … Haha total chuffties 😉

Kids are at home so my house is manic, as well as doing all that a mum of 4 has to do I spent the entire day tweeting, every second I had free I was thinking of names & sending cheeky tweets, I was then looking through their friends & sending them tweets, if I saw a celeb was online I tweeted them …. Sometimes maybe in a Twalker type way oops? I’m so sorry for that! I’m not a stalker HONEST, I’ve only got 2 days to go & I’ve only had 3 extra donations. If I don’t pass out first I will calm down when my event js over!

I just want to be heard, I want to do good for this charity, I want to raise some more money.

I believe a difference can be made & we can reduce the loss & pain of this killer !!!!!

Its such good job that Richard Arnold off morning TV tweeted me back yesterday as I was somehow beginning to dislike such a lovely man. I know he’s busy & must get loads of tweets BUT he wasn’t seeing any of my bleeding pleading begging tweets to support my event & hearing his voice yesterday am made my blood boil …. Then he tweeted me & I love him again, I heard his voice this morning & boooom I said there’s me mate Richard Arnold!

It’s always going to be the same when I now see other celebs that have taken the time to RT me, Dannielle Harold, Simon Gregson & his wife, Kym & Jamie Lomas, Claire Buckfield Hayley Tammerdon, Kurtis Stacey, Hairy Bikers, Sid Owen, Kevin Kennedy, Right Said Fred, they’ve all taken the time to RT me sometimes more than once & I love them all, even though it only took a second & they probably never even looked at the link, their fans must have because this blog got 190 hits yesterday, I’ve no idea if that’s good but it feels good!

There are a few celebs that are really getting on my, on my, on my errrrrrrrr I just can’t say it because I know I’ll feel really bad if they did happen to RT me. I keep seeing them online, BANG I hit them with a message to RT my event & blog ….. andddddddd nothing *sigh*.

CHRIS Moyles ~ I’ve got down on my knees & begged him pleaded, even kiss kissed him!

Gary Barlow, Robbie Williams, Howard Donald,

I’ve begged them, asked them to RT me, I’ve been a fan always, my first ever TT concert was last year I flew from France For Manchester June 7th … I convinced my other half to let us go, if I remember it was one of those please please please it’ll be my Christmas present for ever & ever type of moments. So after a 9 month wait I went with my daughter & Friends all from France, I loved it so so so much I drove to Amsterdam to do it again with my friends a month later, thats a whole new blog in its own rights, I’d walk there to have the chance of doing it all over again, even though I was 16 weeks pregnant I ran like the clappers dragging my friends with me, I made it my mission to get to the front!

Since being a teenager I wanted to see them! Nothing was going to stop me … Sadly my screams of ‘get a f*****g move on wasn’t loud enough, we were soooo close! We ‘could’ have had first row but the place we ran to was swarming with Dutch that all spread out, I have a photo of the horrible wenches crushing my arm between them, I’d been stood there for hours & needed my balance, being pregnant made no difference, They were at the front & nothing was going to make them budge up a little !!!!!!!!!! I got my revenge in a very cool way, I was annoyed at them … There was plenty of room for me …. Sooo every single time they started to record I went up close & sang in a horrific voice, I bellowed as loud as it was humanly possible & made sure every second of their recording was filled with a reminder that Kalma bites =D

So I’d always wanted to see them when I was a teenager, back in them days £20 was too much to ask my mum for so I didn’t ever ask. When they broke up it was easier because I didn’t have to listen to my friends bleating about how much fun they had at the concerts, When they got back together I was living in a caravan & pregnant with my third child, I made a Promise to myself that I would one day see them end of & I did. I even sold all the gold I have ever been given for 600€ to help me fulfil this dream which I thought ‘oh we’ll I’ll have the memories’ yeah I have the memories BUT I’m feeling let down a bit

So here I am pissed off at them for not seeing my Tweets, They are clearly so popular they haven’t seen my pleading bleating messages Right now I am pissed off at them for not being loyal to their fans, I’ll never know of they are just a bunch of ignoramus pigs or am I just a needle in a hay stack of tweets?

Lily Allen, Tulisa, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Sharon Osborne, Holly & Phil, Keith Lemon, Allan Carr, Jimmy Carr, Jamie Oliver …. None of them have seen me or taken the time!
There’s hundreds more !!!!!!

arghh I’m trying so hard,

So I’m off out soon to go 40k out of my way to deliver some shopping for an old lady who’s husband is poorly in hospital with cancer, she is too ill to drive. It’s not a problem to me, I get my diesel & my time is for free.

A RT is for FREE ???

Donate to my silence HERE

Up already & guess what ……

I fell asleep bolt upright in me chair clutching my iPad! I’ve no idea what time I woke up but I didn’t hesitate, my bed had my name written all over it, I was too tired to even look & see if had any more donations or tweets!.

Yesterday was a mixed bag of absolute up & down emotions it’s no wonder I fell asleep at 10 o’clock ish.

That RT from Sid Owen made my morning start off good, not only was I grateful because it was the night after SCD but his RT got me an extra £12.50 via one of his dedicated followers, cool ay. I’ve heard he has a restaurant a couple of hours from us in France, I’ve always said I’d like to visit, How cool would it be to say you went to Ricky Butchers restaurant in France! Maybe he’ll see this & invite me to eat there, Oh my brain is working overtime now!

I had various RT’s all morning which are all exiting in their own rights but the dance I did when Kevin Kennedy gave me a RT was enough to wake the dead! Then when he followed me the doctor was nearly called as I was almost hyperventilating! Curly Watts, that is brill.

I sort of met him in November 2004, I was on a flight from Malaga, I was sat like you do on the plane & I looked to my right & there he was on the next isle, OMG Curly Watts, I was sat reading my free newspaper, in between looking over at Curly, I admit I was a bit star struck he was the best celeb I had seen in the flesh since I saw David Beckham at an R Kelly Concert in 1996!
It was a short while later when the flight attendant came to me & said Miss you have newspaper print ALL OVER YOUR FACE, I had no baby wipes or anything to clean my self up & was forced to do the walk of shame right past Curly to the toilet. OK that was bad enough what happened next will scar me for life …. The flight lands no problem, the pilot says wait till you get in the main terminal then you can switch your phone on, OK that went right over my head & I subconsciously turned my phone on whilst people were preparing to leave, so I’m stood right behind Curly & my phone does that vibrating thing, you know just as its about to break out into ‘I SEE YOU BABY! SHAKIN THAT ASS, SHAKIN THAT ASS’ omg it didn’t just happen once, I had the welcome to England text but also texts from friends, my phone just wouldn’t stop. My phone was on LOUD.Oh, the shame !!!!! I was too embarrassed for words =D
As it goes I didn’t dare ask for his autograph I was still concerned about the newspaper print gate …
As my mate would say ‘Only in Jessica’s world’

Not long after Kevin Kennedy had tweeted PING PING PING PING PING ….

My iPad was singing sweet RT’s to me! Danny Dyer had given me a cheeky RT, You know Danny Dyer … Nope I had NO idea who he was either! I had to google his name, yum yum yum was the first thing I thought then I realised who he was & nearly did a cartwheel. I would have in a flash BUT my ceiling is too low & I’m not that into purposely creating health & safety issues, they happen by accident normally after a few wines but that’s a whole different blog 😉

Ok, I’ve been up 2 hours! I need to go & rehydrate then I’ll have to name drop a few more celebs that have seen my pleading tweets !!!!!! Like like like

I wonder if I should name drop the mega famous, mega well liked, mega well rich superstars who have failed to see my bleating pleas to give me a cheeky RT ??????

P.s I’ve had a £20 anonymous donation =D

Whoever the culprit is I thank you from the bottom of my heart!

X

Day 3 & frustrated!

So I hardly slept again last night, I thought I would crash out as soon as my head hit the pillow but instead my head was whirling with thoughts of yesterday & thoughts of what I’d do if that MAHOOSIVE RT or donation that will make my Facebook silence more worthwhile that it already is!.

I laid there thinking about the £100 donation I got from my ‘anonymous’ friend! I get a burning feeling as I write about it, a burning of love & a feeling of ‘she could have used that for herself’ ‘she doesn’t have a lot as it is’ ‘she’s already made a donation’……

How lovely is my friend ay!

I go from analysing the only donation I’d had in two days of my weeks Facebook silence which I might add is soo bloody hard, it’s hard to keep quiet, not click like, you know …

I had a RT for the Hairy Bikers & Simon Gregson (Steve McDonald from Coronation St) yesterday, Whoopie haha like like like, The absolute first thing I wanted to do was tell all my friends, instead I jumped up & did that thing where I had to really run outside but really did run back inside & run upstairs to put me dressing gown on, How did it get so cold so quick?

The only time I stopped tweeting celebs yesterday is when I was tending to my baby, cooking yummy food & generally making myself look busy anytime the other half came anywhere close, you know that moment when you randomly pick a cloth up & make it look like you were just about to dust or something else that gets ruined as soon as your back is turned, as soon as he’s gone out of eyeshot BANG I’m back to tweeting any twit that might listen to my pleads for a RT or Donation.

I had a fair few RT’s but NO MORE DONATIONS & nothing from the mega famous or rich

This is all going wrong, there are no more hours left in a day to tweet? How else can I can some more cash in? Is there something I’m doing wrong ????

The next thing I’m awake, it’s 7.30am, baby is sleeping as is the rest of the house as its the start of the holidays! The first thing on my mind is have I had any donations? Has someone mega well liked & rich give me a cheeky RT? I run right downstairs, ignore my dry mouth & check my inbox NO NEW DONATIONS NOOOOOOOOOO mega well liked famous rich people had seen my pleads to RT me SHIT SHIT SHIT !!!!!!! I’m sure I can’t do anything more than I am ?????

I noticed SId Owen (Ricckkkkkkyyyyy from Eastenders) was online & I slammed him with a pleading tweet, immediately my iPad pinged HE HAD RE TWEETED as did a couple of his dedicated followers, How exiting, I’d not even had a my morning coffee & already the endorphins to tweet had kicked in good & proper ….. !!!!

Then one of Sid Owens dedicated followers DONATED £10 + £2.50 gift aid,

I’m sure theory is right, IF celebs RT then their followers might donate, if all the celebs I have tweeted would take the millisecond to RT me there could be a big difference to my efforts to #StandUpForCancer!

Surely?

First donation in 2 whole days & it’s ….

£100 YES Thats right a HUNDRED QUID + £25 gift aid like like like

Although this is an anonymous donation I do know who the culprit is & I will one day make it up to her as this is the second time she’s donated! This is all so emotional … I feel like I’m on a roller coaster !!!!!

I just went to run out side with excitement, but I ran right back in again, Jesus Christ it’s bloody freezing today!.

P.s I’m so happy that our Nephew Joshua Anthony Lomas arrived safe & sound at 11.14am weighing in at a healthy 7lb 2oz, it’s hurting that I can’t comment on his gorgeous photos, but they’ll still be there when my Facebook silence ends !!!!!

Here is a photo of my donation progress =D

Put yer money where your mouth is!

So that’s the phrase that got me here! It seems that not everyone gets that pang of tearful guilt when asked to make a donation every pound helps, I’m even thinking pennies now, they ALL add up

Yesterday I worked so hard tweeting anyone that might give me a RT & yes I got some very lovely exiting RT’s but STILL NO MORE DONATIONS *hand over mouth moment* so my pleads have been shared with hundreds of thousands of Twitter followers & NO MORE DONATIONS ….. What the hell is going on? What am I missing? Is there more I can do? Tell me, I’m all ears!

I tweeted for 16 hours on & off yesterday, that was in between being a mum to my four children, cooking stew, pie & pizza !!! I’m doing double the hours of a full time job in hope that I can bump up my final donation to Stand Up To Cancer & I’ve completed 39 1/2 hrs of my weeks Facebook silence & NO MORE DONATIONS is there more I can do?

I didn’t go to bed till 3am, then I couldn’t sleep for thinking about all the mega rich, mega famous, mega well liked celebs who might have noticed my begging pleas for them to RT , I was laid wondering if I’d wake to a mahoosive random donation, I was back up @ 7.30 … Straight to my inbox, NO DONATIONS grrrrrrrrrr but I had got a RT from the one & only Terry Coldwell you know, one of the lads from E17, I used to love E17 but shhhhh don’t tell anyone, that was a long time ago 😉 haha

The RT from Terri obviously got me straight onto Twitter before I’d even put the kettle on, I immediately thanked Terry & noticed that Kim Lomas (Great surname) you know, Kim marsh the lass who plays Michelle on Coronation street, well I saw that she had just tweeted something so BANG I tweeted & asked her to share my tweet, a short while later PING my screen flashes to tell me she had seen my tweet & had the heart to RT me, I’ve got a lump in my throat just writing it, How exiting, that really was what I’d say with my mates a pure ‘tena moment’ OMG happy happy happy !!!!!!

My Official Donation Page

The Facebook silence is soooooooooo soo hard! I am allowed on Facebook, I’m just not allowed to say ANYTHING … No likes, no pictures, no updates F**K! We’ve got our Niece on the labour ward in Mancester & I’ve just had the most beautiful share from me best mate & I’m not allowed to say nish!

It’s all good fun other than I have to keep sitting on my hands to view Facebook as my fingers seem to have a Facebook brain … Argh I CAN DO THIS !!!!!!

Remember to donate HERE

Bon Dimanche xxx

Back in Twitter jail .. Oops

I can’t believe I’m in twitter jail once again & we’ve had NO donations ALL day, what the heck is going on? I’ve tweeted that many people today I’ve got Rocking Robin by michael Jackson whirling round in my head & I can’t even tweet about it as I’m in jail & I can’t Facebook about it either Shit! This is doing my head in, I should be getting paid by the minute for my Facebook silence !!!!!

On the plus side I’ve had some pretty wicked RT’s that I’ve got myself all flustered & exited about! Not cartwheel exited or the same & a donation excitement …. But still exiting!

I just want to raise some cash & #standup2cancer =D

Twitter jail wasn’t too bad!

Not being able to tweet for a few hrs taught me a lesson … Don’t waste yer tweets on twits!

I’m trying to stay off Facebook, I’ve had a couple of close shaves where I thought I’d accidentally clicked like OMG heart stopping moments, this iPad is sooooo sensitive !!!!

Now I am back on a mission tweeting anyone who will share, it’s hard not to get exited when I get a RT but I’m still not getting more donations? What am I doing wrong?

Here are some of my tweets!

I’m in twitter jail OMG

Ok ok ok so I’ve tweeted hundreds of celebs & now I am in jail, which basically means I can not tweet, message, thank nothing OMG how long will this jail last? I just cant believe it, Now I am going to go insane … NO Facebook & NO Twitter Jesus Christ, today is a sad day !!!!!!!

Here are today’s re tweets !!!! Love it … So exiting =D x

Up already going crazy!

So I’m in the wide awake club, I come straight downstairs, immediately check my emails … NO MORE DONATIONS. Straight to Facebook, to my event page, saw a couple of lovely messages that on a normal day I would have commented or liked arghhhh, it’s instinct for me, I’m laughing out loud, Shit sugar this really is not going to be easy!!!!!

So I’ve no more donations …. How can that be? I’ve been quiet on FB for 13 whole hours which has not been too difficult as I was asleep for 8 of them hours!

I went on a mission Tweeting celebs last night, pleading for them to share, Not one bloody RT !!!!! As I wrote that I just got a RT & nearly wet my pants with excitement, when I checked it was me best mate, she’s sooo obliged to RT isn’t she =D

So, as none of the celebs saw my pleading tweets asking them to share I’m now on a mission to get the word out, I’m going to nag them till they hear me … PLEASE <<< twitter, it really is like talking to yourself sometimes but ya never know! Maybe just maybe if I nag enough I may get that celeb tweet that will step this up a bit ….. A lot. Now I'm thinking if I could get a top celeb interest I could step this up myself & do a whole day in absolute 100% silence, from my mouth like, like not talking …. Is that possible? How much would that be worth to Stand Up To Cancer? …..

Wish me luck as a celeb Tweet might just send me into spontaneous incontinence !!!!!!

So my silence has started!

Sooo my silence on Facebook has just begun, I dare not look on FB as I might accidentally subconsciously click on like or something funny, shit shit shit that would be awful, I’d have to give all the money back out of my own pocket & they’ve got holes in at the minute.

Note to self I REALLY MUST NOT ACCIDENTALLY CLICK ON LIKE OR ANYTHING FUNNY …. I can do this !!!!!!!!

Would anyone believe our niece is in labour as I type & I’m not allowed to shower her wall with kisses, I joked about this happening, like I ever thought it would happen tut. I’m sat here thinking whilst I write & I’m starting to wonder if I am a FacebookAholic <;;;<;;;<;;; is there such a thing? If there wasn’t there is now, I wonder if I’ll end up joining a group called FacebookAholicanonymous Hahahaha

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Look at the total so far …. Like like like like like !!!!